Forgetful Halloween

I'm an Alzheimer's Patients That Thinks It's Christmas!

Halloween was amazing I went to a Barn Dance in which I met a huge amount of people, however strangly enough I did not ever say "trick or treat" - which is definitely a first for me.

Top Ten Costumes

1, 2) Goes to McCain and Palin for being the best Presidential Candidates ever!

3)Goes to McCain and the Fabulous BAILOUT! 7 Billion Dollars Baby! Dance those tax dollars baby. Dance those dollars. YEAH! Maverick at work honey!

4,5,6) Go to Palin, God's Gift to Women, and Home making whore for strutting their stuff on the dance floor!

7) Goes to Obama girl. This is a crazy girl who thinks that she is in LOVE with Obama, and that she will marry him some day. To better educate yourself. U-tube it!
8,9) Go to Veggie man and The Adam Family's Mom. Mortia is such a lovely women.
10) Goes to Chelsea for being such a lovely Hippie!
11 and more) goes to all the hooker/transvestites out there that made it to the dance + Hillary Clinton
11.5) Shane gets his own category because at the thrift store he couldn't believe he could fit into that dress!

Surgeon's General Warning: THIS TOP TEN IS NOT IN ORDER of what I call "The coolest HALLOWEEN" It is called the TOP TEN RANDOM ORDER of Lauren's BLOG! Got it?

Roomate SOS

SOS- DC Soul SUCKER

I was explaining to my roomates that DC is a soul sucker late in Octber, not only of your shoes as you see plainly here above, but also it makes you really ponder life. I am beginning to re-think whether or not I should become a criminal lawyer. You see going into Criminal Law would be amazing. 1) not only do you get to work with crazy people but 2) you get to help them and others around them. Hence the reason why I am a psychology major. It is my theory that in order to be a lawyer you first have to understand why people think.

However now that I am here in DC, I have learned three things.
1) I LOVE LITTLE KIDS! More the life itself. By going back and going to med school and becoming a pediatrian I can help all those that need my help daily.
2) I can't handle people who don't smile! It is a fact of life that lawyers don't smile. I need smiles to live. It is a fact of life. A person in DC named Staples doesn't smile. Staples and I don't get a long. Even if we don't get a long, I have been raised that in a work enviorment that you should at least pretend to like someone. Staples does'nt do this. So I was thinking. Maybe I should become a doctor, where I can interact with people more. Real people, who do more good for people besides punch wholes into people everyday?
3) I hate to do the same thing everyday, and I need to be kept busy.---- How can I do that if I am a lawyer who stares at a screen and does the same research every day. . . I dont know. Medicine seems nicer.

Cons of Medicine
1) Why in the freak do they have Physics on the MCAT! I don't understand?
2) I can only handle Inorganic Chemistry
3) 1 and 2 are the only cons

Anyways so as I was telling them of my possible change in major, they realized that perhaps I could use a pick me up. So they sent me a care package (THANKS VAMPIRE!)

This is the care package they sent me. Apt #18 and #5! HUZZAH (well that and Jonathon)
Chocolate, Gloves, Scarves, Chips, Book, Lamb, Cards, and just something to make me feel loved. I loved it!
THANKS GUYS! You ROCK MY WORLD!