Sarah Palin

Top Ten Messages On

Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

1. "Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
2. "It's John McCain -- why did I call?"
3. “Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
4. I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
5. "It's Letterman -- we still cool?"
6. "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
7. “Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket”
8. "Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number"
9. "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor”
10. "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did