Top Ten Questions On
The Surgeon General Application
- Are you a surgeon
- Can you grow a crazy beard like C. Everett Koop?
- Are you a general?
- Any idea what a Surgeon General is supposed to do?
- Do you have a normal looking pair of jeans the President could borrow
- Have you ever obtained pills for Rush Limbaugh
- McDreamy or McSteamy?
- Due to the recession, do you mind working for free?
- Can we blame the health care crisis on you?
- Will you look the other way when the President lights up a butt?
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