Procrastination and Celebration

So I am no longer a student at BYU! I graduated!

However with graduation comes great procrastination. I am trying to write my law school personal statement and instead I have watched three seasons of a show called Eureka, I just ran into a tight corner though when I found out that there is not a fourth season. I as you can see, am starting to blog again, which I haven't done consistently since I was in Washington DC. I do think that it will help me with my overall goal and theme which is to procrastinate for quite some time. I am debating as to whether or not to talk about why I am interested in Criminal Law. However.... I can't come up with something clever. Alas nothing is coming to my brain.

I am currently watching a movie I found online.

Is this what people that blog really do?

Okay I am setting a goal up for myself. By Christmas I am going to have this puppy written. We will see.

Nephews

I have the coolest nephews ever!

So this is Carter. Right now he is being like a bull dog. He is such a smart kid. He is 12 I think going on 30. He is 95% smarter then me, and he hasnt even gone to college. He knew his capitals of the USA when he was four, memorized ever flag when he was 6, and has been awarded so many smart cookie awards it is hard to remember them all. However he still kicks my trash at any video game, although I have come close to beating him at the Ninja game.

Ha and these are the other cuties! London is so cute, and he loves giving me hugs and such. Gavin loves everything to do with the army, like his older brother. The both love to have fun. London likes Thomas the train engine and has everything tomas, and Gavin loves star wars since he was the age of one. Both of them are super super cute! They are my cookie makers.

Riding a bike!

I LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A TANDEM

This is what we looked like basically. Me holding on for dear life,

with Charles enjoying every minute of it

I have never learned how to ride a bike. It is a fact of life that I crashed when I was six and I have never been on one since. My father stopped trying, and when I was nine he gave away the bright pink cool bike that I had recieved to one of his patients.
HOWEVER SATURDAY I learend how to ride a tandem bike! Thanks to Charles Henry, and his bicycle built for two, I have master the set of two wheels and two bodies. NOW I JUST NEED TO ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO RIDE A REAL BIKE!

I have toied the idea of learning how to ride a bike with others, and they have all said that they want to push be down a really bumpy hill and let me figure it out. However my recount to them saying that is that I would taser them if they tried doing that - you know who you are -.

It was quite scary. First charles gave me a helmet and told me not to be scared, and that besides Paul who was the master, that he was the second master. So I shouldn't hasve to fear. I have mounted a bike before but I have never successfully ridden it. After he convinced me that we would go no where unless I wore the helmet. I suppose dhe knows that I am very very accident prone. They they carefully analyzed how short I was, so that they could set the bike seat. I began to do a none human little screach, sort of like a frog mixed with a swallow. You coudl tell that Charles was enjoying the fact that I was scquleching, on what it seemed like to be an adventure. Hopefully I can see Charles thinking that she can do this so that she will just enjoy the ride. ... and then we were off. For the first minute I was doing the I want to fly off of the bike so quick. But then I rather enjoyed it, until he decided to go down a huge hill, and flashbacks of us crashing and me smashing him to smiterines did not suit my liking. BUT WE SURVIVED! So that is my tale about how I learned to unoffically learn how to ride a bike.

I have always had that one thing that was unique about me. That I can't ride a bike. Which techniqually I still can, however truely I have mastered the crawl, now I just need to learn how to walk. Now I just need to learn something else that is unqie about me.

Surgeon General Top Ten

Top Ten Questions On

The Surgeon General Application

1. Are you a surgeon
2. Can you grow a crazy beard like C. Everett Koop?
3. Are you a general?
4. Any idea what a Surgeon General is supposed to do?
5. Do you have a normal looking pair of jeans the President could borrow
6. Have you ever obtained pills for Rush Limbaugh
7. McDreamy or McSteamy?
8. Due to the recession, do you mind working for free?
9. Can we blame the health care crisis on you?
10. Will you look the other way when the President lights up a butt?

Top Ten Surprises On The NASA Moon Landing Tapes

1. Neil Armstrong demanded to be addressed as "Spock"
2. Buzz Aldrin won $20 bet by eating a pound of moon dust
3. Sea of Tranquility had a place where you could rent kayaks
4. Audible meowing indicates someone brought a kitty
5. Were supposed to go to Mars, but the men refused to stop and ask for directions. You ladies know! LOL!
6. Dumb scientist yelled, "They put a man on the moon, what? How'd they get him back?"
7. Someone at NASA taped over the first half with "Gunsmoke"
8. Due to time, NASA had to edit out the big dance number
9. Aliens... Run!
10. CRAP those shadows look alike peterpans shadow.

Top Ten Surprises In The
President Obama News Conference

1. Began with a moment of silence for the Taco Bell Chihuahua
2. Vice President Biden stepped up to the podium pleadng for "hair plug reform
3. Put on Kiss makeup and sang "Dr. Love"
4. MSNBC reporter tried to hug him so Obama went after him with a fire extinguisher (video of Dave & Richard Simmons)
5. Wore his skinny jeans
6. His ten minute infomercial for the new Snuggie
7. Claimed he's borrowing $1 trillion from Regis
8. In one hour, he went through two packs of Camels
9. Said the swine flu epidemic was decreasing because he instated a black obese surgeon general- after all they all said that pigs would fly when a black man became president
10. Said he's resigning to run for Governor of Alaska

Sarah Palin

Top Ten Messages On

Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

1. "Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
2. "It's John McCain -- why did I call?"
3. “Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
4. I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
5. "It's Letterman -- we still cool?"
6. "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
7. “Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket”
8. "Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number"
9. "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor”
10. "Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did

Welcome Annie Kathryn Christensen to the world!!

Yellowstone Adventure Experience

Yellowstone was absolutely amazing. I was able to attend a three day experience with BYUSA and it was absolutely amazing. Not only did we get charged by raging Buffalo named Gertrude and Billy (who turned out to be BOb) but also I learned so much about Leadership and the qualities that make us great. I was also very fortuante to get to know the people who I will work with for the next upcoming year. It was a growing experience. So many people are so amazing, constanly reading general conference talks, strong to the core testimonies, and true wonderful people.

Harry Potter

The Curse of Harry Potter

So guess what as roommates we got a little trigger happy and Courtney had to leave which was sad. But we went

Harry Potter Freakish
Not only did we when we were getting the fish started with our wands pointing at people, but then we got four fish including a black one in which we named all Harry Potter names. There is six of them and so far we only have three of them named. Plus we have a castle in the fish tank which is so freakin cool!!
So the names are follows:

• Sirus L Black (mine)-- MINE WILL NOT DIE!-- Bad news mine died


• Harry E Potter (Emilys)


• Dumbledore (Courtneys)


• Hufflepuff Died 7/20/09
  


• Mungo


• and Lupin

So here is the sad news! First was Sirus Black that died first, the dumbledore, and the lupin. Sad huh! We cursed them. They died in the order that they died in the books.

Oh it was devistating because of the fact we cursed them! It was as if they new what happened in Harry Potter and died. So we have either decided that we are cursed, or Sarah Petty is cursed because of the fact that she is the one that is feeding them all of the time.